I've fallen in love with someone else.

Its best that I come clean on my own before my reputation is tarnished. I never expected it to come to this.



His body is rock hard, but inside he's the most tender individual you could ever come across. My mouth waters when I know he's coming, and the way he tastes! I've never met someone who could offer such pleasure, such finger licking, whole body devouring pleasure from every nook and cranny of his being. It's like he was created simply to gratify my oral fixation, and I oblige taking him fully into my mouth and enjoying the meeting of his flavors with my palate.
So, who is he you ask.


This new love of mine is Legal Seafood's Lobster Roll, and it is by far the best kept secret the New Englanders have. Situated atop a toasted bun and lettuce, chunks, and I mean big ones, of juicy lobster tail mixed with celery and mayonnaise collide together and form the world's best seafood sandwich. To top it off fresh cole slaw and french fries adorn the rest of your plate, but don't worry this is the one time you don't have to worry about consuming too many fries. Your heart and stomach will be completely fixated on the Lobster Roll and there's no competition. Mmm!