Thursday, July 31, 2008

Great Opportunity

Pretty and intelligent brunette seeks someone with advanced abilities in the art of filling out financial aid paperwork. Unless you want to see her get ugly, please respond as soon as possible. That meaning before you even finish reading this.

Alright you're too late! What the H-E-Double hockey sticks? You aren't qualified for the job anymore. This isn't being two steps ahead.. I need someone with experience and dedication. Someone who knows the tricks of the trade and isn't afraid of anything. I challenge you.